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BGT should start again.

desterey:

It only just ended and I’m sad :<

Greg Pritchard should audition next year please :> or get signed right now preferably! And Shaheen! :>

Simon, Amanda and Piers shouldn’t be the judges for that. Me, you and Nate should be. Greg would be voted automatic winner before he even sang, as long as he wore eyeliner and agreed to sleep with us. He’d be the first act on - the next 55 minutes would just be a montage of us and our happy lives together. Pushing each other on the swings, having picnics together and, of course, an interlude of fucking every 10 minutes.

And he saw it was good.