Note to self: stop turning everything into a sex joke.
raddfayce: I was playing drums on Rock Band earlier
omnomnomchandler: I’d like to bang you like a drum!
raddfayce: and I got JD to do the pedals
raddfayce: UGH FUCK OFF
omnomnomchandler: Ooh, he was down there was he?
omnomnomchandler: that’s some kinky foreplay.
When I get a job and somebody says “Oh Chandler, here’s your tip”, I’m going to have a hell of a lot of trouble trying not to turn it into some kind of reference to my penis. I should probably get out of this habit but life is a lot more fun when you’re not serious and besides, you can’t go wrong with a nice joke.
P.S. Anybody with straight friends: coming on to them really creeps them out.
