Blair Waldorf and Phoebe Buffay. Notice it’s the characters? Yeah, Blair’s a bitch and Phoebe is… Phoebe. I don’t want the actresses, just the characters. And I only have two because no matter how hard I used to try to be, I just don’t get attracted to girls at all.
I’m gunna stop doing it like that, it’s driving me insane. Me and Nate and Ryan went to Poway skate park the other day. It was awesome. I’m not much of a skater tbh, I did some of it before I got bored a few years ago but I got back on the board there. Named and shamed, lol. Ryan spent all his time trying to teach Holly from his chair (it didn’t go well at all xD) and also laughing at me and Nate for being nowhere near as good as he used to be. It was cool actually because he obv. knew a lot of people who were there because they got really excited and all came over when we arrived and pretty much mauled him, lol. Kinda nice to know that when he goes to school he’ll have friends xD sorry Ryan, obv. it was gunna be like that anyway but it’s nice to be reassured . I do care, kinda.
I wanna stay here forever, this place is awesome. San Diego is gunna suck when we leave, soz.
San Diego (and also Blink 182 in Boston!) with my best friend, my boyfriend and also my Joner buddy. Yes, this summer will kick arse.
I’m still grieving for my mum.
I’m angry at Desterey for being a cunt.
I’m grateful to Ryan, Nate and Hiro for being… well really awesome.
I’m excited to meet the famous Tatsuya.
I’m sad that Ryan’s leaving.
I don’t know what I should be feeling.
Everything’s always been OK. My family had our difficulties but it always turned out well. I never thought that something so devastating could happen in our lives. Yesterday Mum and Dad were in a car crash. Dad is fine. Mum died in hospital last night. My whole family - nay, my whole life - is starting to fall apart right in front of my eyes. Mum and I had our differences but when I went to say goodbye, she looked at me and squeezed my hand as if she didn’t mind what sexual orientation I am. We fought but I loved her and she loved me no matter what we said to each other.
I hope she knows that.
It only just ended and I’m sad :<
Greg Pritchard should audition next year please :> or get signed right now preferably! And Shaheen! :>
Simon, Amanda and Piers shouldn’t be the judges for that. Me, you and Nate should be. Greg would be voted automatic winner before he even sang, as long as he wore eyeliner and agreed to sleep with us. He’d be the first act on - the next 55 minutes would just be a montage of us and our happy lives together. Pushing each other on the swings, having picnics together and, of course, an interlude of fucking every 10 minutes.
And he saw it was good.
I’m mostly happy with my appearance. I’d like to be taller and I’d like to have less acne. Overall though I look in the mirror and sometimes I think “Fuck yeah Chandler, that is how you landed an incredible boyfriend”. I’m conceited and to be perfectly honest, I love it. Self-confidence FTW!
raddfayce: I was playing drums on Rock Band earlier
omnomnomchandler: I’d like to bang you like a drum!
raddfayce: and I got JD to do the pedals
raddfayce: UGH FUCK OFF
omnomnomchandler: Ooh, he was down there was he?
omnomnomchandler: that’s some kinky foreplay.
When I get a job and somebody says “Oh Chandler, here’s your tip”, I’m going to have a hell of a lot of trouble trying not to turn it into some kind of reference to my penis. I should probably get out of this habit but life is a lot more fun when you’re not serious and besides, you can’t go wrong with a nice joke.
P.S. Anybody with straight friends: coming on to them really creeps them out.
I’m not really good-looking. I’m not really smart. I’m not really nice. Because I’m not an intelligent and loving male model, I think people overlook me. They dismiss me because they think “Well, Chandler’s average and he’s not going to be anything special”. Oh, how they will regret that when I shock them. Maybe I’ll turn into a 100-metre tall reptile and rampage through the streets of Tokyo. Or maybe I’ll go to Yokohama instead, kidnap Hiro, bring him back to England and destroy Wolverhampton. Because Tokyo is a lot nicer than Wolverhampton and besides, being ruined could actually improve this city :)
